GOD-JESUS Robot : Because literally everything in Japan is actually a robot… This strange all knowing Japanese toy debuted in the 80's and answered your questions in a magic 8-ball style. God-Jesus robot only knows what the designers of this toy were thinking when they made it.
From Wikipedia: GOD-JESUS was a 1980s toy sold in Japan, made by Bandai. The toy is in the form of a robot brandishing a Christian cross. The toy was asked a question and would give an answer in a similar way to a Magic 8-ball.
Source: www.toyriffics.com, My Collection - Updated 05-14-2011